This one's for you, C

It has come to my attention that I have not posted in awhile. I think 2 weeks was what I was told. And while there have been some new developments in my life, I'm not really feeling like a big share-in with the internet. I mean, I know I posted just last month about my out-of-control need to get some ass and without going into any details, let's just say the situation has been remedied. And quite well, I might add.

While we're on the topic of sex, here's one of my favorite Texts From Last Night:

(917): i'm seventeen days late, but at least now we can write a poem and put it on that i-hate-myself-for-having-an-abortion website
(917): i'm thinking a haiku.
We had shower sex
It was pretty good although
Baby had to go

Abortion haiku! What's not to love?

In other news, I've finally taken control of my eating habits. My sugar consumption is now down to almost zero, if you don't count the sugar and crap that gets snuck into everyday foods. I've been feeling really good about it and have been doing much better at not losing control or giving in to cravings. Until tonight. The roomie and I broke down and went to Plucker's, where we totally indulged in fried pickles, waffle fries and buffalo wings all dipped in ranch. And then K ordered dessert. Here's the conversation that followed:

Me: Oh god. I don't think I've eaten this much food all month.
K: So good though.
Me: Ohhhh, I think I ripped something. It huuuurts.
K: I know. Soooo fuuuuull.
Me: I'm pretty sure I just gained 10 pounds.
Although you better believe I'm going for it when that fried Twinkie arrives.