not a good sign

Oh my god, y'all, I just lathered up my hair twice with conditioner. When I reached for the bottle of shampoo, I swear my addled brain read "conditioner" and I put it down and grabbed the other container. For a brief second I thought the consistency of the "shampoo" was a little creamier than usual, but continued to try and lather it into my scalp. I was a little frustrated at the dearth of sudsiness and the filmy texture of my hair after I'd rinsed it out, so I went another round. Nope, I still felt greasier than Spencer from The Hills. I just figured that all the oil my stressed-out body has been producing lately was overpowering the suds. Then I reached for the "conditioner" bottle and within seconds of applying it to my hair - lather! I grabbed the bottle again and realized my mistake. Yeah, I'm a dumbass.

Now for sleep...